Tag: funny
group name: dontwantagroup
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June 30, 2007 05:38 PM EDT --
A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, middle-aged man enters.
He is so striking that the woman can not take her eyes off . . . more
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September 13, 2006 11:30 PM EDT --
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what was the criterion that . . . more
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June 13, 2006 02:44 PM EDT --
Hope you like this. Just passing it on to give you a chuckle!
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God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."
Adam . . . more
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June 30, 2007 04:35 PM EDT --
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call sir," . . . more
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September 07, 2008 10:29 AM EDT --
The Five Stages of Drinking...
LEVEL 1: It's 11:00 on a weeknight, you've had a few beers. You get up to leave because you have work the next day and one of your friends buys another round. . . . more
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June 04, 2006 09:34 PM EDT --
I love this joke and hope it brings a giggle to you as well.
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It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing . . . more
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May 27, 2007 11:53 AM EDT --
Tomorrow I will do the housework, NO EXCUSES!!! (unless they're good
ones)
1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the
door from the inside.
2. If it walks out of your . . . more
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September 04, 2006 10:20 AM EDT --
*do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
*do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money there already? . . . more
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September 11, 2006 05:57 PM EDT --
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle . . . more
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February 25, 2007 03:07 PM EST --
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion . . . more
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June 30, 2007 05:23 PM EDT --
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello" . . . more
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September 25, 2006 03:46 PM EDT --
The history of cold feet, and much, much more…as written by the bride-to-be.
Before weddings, it's not at all unusual for couples to experience doubts about marriage (which means husbands-to-be . . . more
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September 23, 2006 12:16 AM EDT --
This one I found on the internet and thought it was cute.
A mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen.
When she got home . . . more
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September 29, 2006 12:17 AM EDT --
The Correct way to come home Drunk
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've . . . more
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February 21, 2007 04:38 PM EST --
Mammograms
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you . . . more
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March 29, 2007 03:06 PM EDT --
Seniors Giving Birth
With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a 65-year-old
woman was able to give birth to a baby.
When she was discharged from the hospital . . . more
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September 05, 2008 01:22 PM EDT --
Sorry in advance to any blondes.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front . . . more
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June 04, 2007 10:57 AM EDT --
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and . . . more
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August 08, 2006 06:58 PM EDT --
This morning began like every other morning – well almost. We woke up at around 6:00 a.m. hit the snooze alarm one to many times and dragged are tired bodies out of bed. This day was a little different . . . more
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June 29, 2007 03:28 PM EDT --
Please accept with no obligation,
implied or implicit our best wishes for
an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice . . . more
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