Tag: humor
group name: dontwantagroup
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June 04, 2006 05:03 AM EDT --
Fireside 4: Roast
Hello, do come in! I just knew you'd drop by, round about just now. Is that the smell of roast beef and all the trimmings for a cold night? You're . . . more
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June 01, 2006 05:27 AM EDT --
Fireside 1: Wine
Hello, do come in! It's rather cold for autumn and the air is a tad chilly. Here, let me take your coat. There! Now, let's pull up a chair, . . . more
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June 02, 2006 05:13 AM EDT --
Fireside 2: Coffee
Make yourself comfortable by the fire, and we'll chinwag as good friends do. No need to apologise for just dropping in. I was kind of expecting you. . . . more
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July 27, 2006 07:55 AM EDT --
Oh cane toad
You are repulsive
The pits of hell
spawned you
Oh cane toad
Go back to hell please
I don't like you
one bit
Oh cane toad
You were introduced
To eat up cane
beetles . . . more
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June 13, 2006 05:33 AM EDT --
Fireside 8: Hot Chocolate
What a wild evening it is! Thunder and sheet lightning all over the place. Damn, I'll have to oil these squeaking front door hinges. Oh, . . . more
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June 08, 2006 04:45 AM EDT --
Fireside 6: Soup
This late at night, it just had to be you ringing the doorbell. Even though I haven't seen you for such a long, long time. I thought Luigi must have caught . . . more
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June 06, 2006 12:48 AM EDT --
Fireside 5: Stew
Hi, it's you again! I haven't seen you for such a long time. Don't stand outside - these autumn nights are so damn chilly. You'll catch . . . more
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October 02, 2006 11:40 PM EDT --
Well, If Madame Donna can tell y'all about her front yard trees, so can I!
There are 4 trees in our front yard and one tree in the back yard. Here we have a photo of the great granddaddy . . . more
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June 30, 2007 05:38 PM EDT --
A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, middle-aged man enters.
He is so striking that the woman can not take her eyes off . . . more
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June 16, 2006 10:46 AM EDT --
Gather is like JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL...WAY!
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June 20, 2006 12:08 AM EDT --
When I was in High school, I got an internship at a small sugar beet seed company based in Shakopee. Betaseed inc. they were called, and they helped to develop about 60% (I think) of the sugar beet seeds . . . more
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September 13, 2006 11:30 PM EDT --
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what was the criterion that . . . more
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June 13, 2006 02:44 PM EDT --
Hope you like this. Just passing it on to give you a chuckle!
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God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."
Adam . . . more
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June 30, 2007 04:35 PM EDT --
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call sir," . . . more
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June 03, 2006 05:15 AM EDT --
Fireside 3: Tomato Juice
Don't worry about it! I'm always pleased to see you, not matter how late at night it is. No, it's not almost eleven o'clock. It's just . . . more
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September 07, 2008 10:29 AM EDT --
The Five Stages of Drinking...
LEVEL 1: It's 11:00 on a weeknight, you've had a few beers. You get up to leave because you have work the next day and one of your friends buys another round. . . . more
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June 04, 2006 09:34 PM EDT --
I love this joke and hope it brings a giggle to you as well.
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It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing . . . more
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June 04, 2006 02:54 PM EDT --
"Why do you always lie when you leave a message on the answering machine?"
The voice on the machine belonged to my youngest daughter.
"I've lived there . . . more
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September 11, 2006 05:57 PM EDT --
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle . . . more
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February 25, 2007 03:07 PM EST --
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion . . . more
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