Tag: joke
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June 30, 2007 05:38 PM EDT --
A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, middle-aged man enters.
He is so striking that the woman can not take her eyes off . . . more
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September 13, 2006 11:30 PM EDT --
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what was the criterion that . . . more
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September 07, 2008 10:29 AM EDT --
The Five Stages of Drinking...
LEVEL 1: It's 11:00 on a weeknight, you've had a few beers. You get up to leave because you have work the next day and one of your friends buys another round. . . . more
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June 30, 2007 04:35 PM EDT --
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call sir," . . . more
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June 13, 2006 02:44 PM EDT --
Hope you like this. Just passing it on to give you a chuckle!
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God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."
Adam . . . more
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December 18, 2007 10:56 AM EST --
Blonde and Waitress
Q: What did the blond customer say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?'' . . . more
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February 25, 2007 03:07 PM EST --
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion . . . more
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June 30, 2007 05:23 PM EDT --
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello" . . . more
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June 04, 2006 09:34 PM EDT --
I love this joke and hope it brings a giggle to you as well.
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It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing . . . more
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September 23, 2006 12:16 AM EDT --
This one I found on the internet and thought it was cute.
A mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen.
When she got home . . . more
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September 29, 2006 12:17 AM EDT --
The Correct way to come home Drunk
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've . . . more
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February 21, 2007 04:38 PM EST --
Mammograms
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you . . . more
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March 29, 2007 03:06 PM EDT --
Seniors Giving Birth
With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a 65-year-old
woman was able to give birth to a baby.
When she was discharged from the hospital . . . more
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December 29, 2007 11:54 AM EST --
It may be in rather bad taste to mention this ? but when has that ever stopped me?
We could not help noticing a sub-headline to on of the reports of the assassination of Benazir Bhutto read "Pakistan's . . . more
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November 09, 2006 12:33 AM EST --
How do people live long enough to be this stupid?
Person ONE: Recently, I went to McDonald's and saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen . . . more
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November 28, 2006 03:43 PM EST --
I thougt that these were cute. They came to me in an email this morning.
A man approached a local in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to York?" . . . more
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June 29, 2007 03:28 PM EDT --
Please accept with no obligation,
implied or implicit our best wishes for
an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice . . . more
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June 30, 2007 05:05 PM EDT --
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so . . . more
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July 02, 2007 01:58 PM EDT --
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the . . . more
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May 04, 2007 07:12 PM EDT --
Welfare applications
For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by . . . more
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