Tag: random musings
group name: dontwantagroup
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June 13, 2006 05:33 AM EDT --
Fireside 8: Hot Chocolate
What a wild evening it is! Thunder and sheet lightning all over the place. Damn, I'll have to oil these squeaking front door hinges. Oh, . . . more
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June 08, 2006 04:45 AM EDT --
Fireside 6: Soup
This late at night, it just had to be you ringing the doorbell. Even though I haven't seen you for such a long, long time. I thought Luigi must have caught . . . more
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September 05, 2008 01:22 PM EDT --
Sorry in advance to any blondes.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front . . . more
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June 04, 2006 05:37 PM EDT --
Dale sat, robotically pressing the button. He'd done it so much he didn't really need to think. He tried not to think about how many days he had sat on the same stool pressing that . . . more
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June 04, 2006 02:54 PM EDT --
"Why do you always lie when you leave a message on the answering machine?"
The voice on the machine belonged to my youngest daughter.
"I've lived there . . . more
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August 28, 2007 03:13 PM EDT --
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday, dear Austin,
Happy birthday to me!
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Yep, it's my birthday, so I'm spending it relaxing and being mellow. We're . . . more
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September 28, 2007 04:16 PM EDT --
And all I got was this lousy short article.
Hiya, guys -- how's the new update working for you? Anything break, or does it seem to have improved?
So far, I've discovered . . . more
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May 25, 2006 01:37 PM EDT --
The Package
As I was talking on the phone one day to my daughter Mandi, she asked me if I would be home the following Saturday (the day before Mothers day). I said of course, but why? She told . . . more
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October 26, 2006 12:51 PM EDT --
I went to the dentist yesterday. I have one cavity to be taken care of in three weeks. Well I have always wanted to have my teeth whitenen professionally. I talked to my dentist about whitening procedures . . . more
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August 13, 2008 12:09 PM EDT --
PREGNANCY Q & A
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after . . . more
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June 09, 2006 04:22 AM EDT --
Fireside 7: Fresh Air
Good grief, it's you! I though I'd seen the last of you. You haven't been here in ages. I wondered who on earth, or from beyond the . . . more
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November 21, 2006 04:32 PM EST --
"A Woman "
This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book
Where all of the sayings and preaching of
Rabbis are conserved over time.
It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman
Cry, . . . more
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January 30, 2007 06:14 AM EST --
Though I miss you now,
An indefinable glue
Binds us together.
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June 04, 2007 10:57 AM EDT --
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and . . . more
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June 06, 2007 10:50 AM EDT --
A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know . . . more
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June 13, 2007 11:21 AM EDT --
If the cornea replaces itself
every 24 hours,
have these eyes
absorbed your beauty?
If the skin regenerates itself
every 30 days,
are the violations
no longer scored?
If blood cells refresh themselves . . . more
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January 18, 2007 11:40 AM EST --
Broken poisoned arrow of trust
pierces sunken heart:
bleeding silently,
with quaking muscle tearing off
pieces, pieces
I hold them out
in loving hands
but find myself alone.
Screaming mutely . . . more
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March 24, 2007 01:08 AM EDT --
Hmmm... when I went to check my mail, there were three people waiting for me with bated breath - Melissa J., Audrey F., and Mr Bill!
Each of them had the courtesy to inform me, in their various ways, . . . more
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August 07, 2008 03:17 PM EDT --
APPLE ANNOUNCEMENT
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast
implant that can store and play music. The iTit will
cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker
size. . . . more
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August 10, 2008 12:57 PM EDT --
My new lawnmower. Got it with the Home Depot gift cards I earned here, thanks to all of you.
Taken with a Kodak DC5000
Hubby, getting ready to put the oil in.
Isn't it purdy.
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